AM New York, Cablevision’s free daily newspaper has a profile of Midwood in it’s latest issue. It’s titled ‘Travel Back in Time in Midwood.” While their hearts were in the right place, their geography could use some fact checking.
First, the article describes Midwood as being “wedged between Flatbush and Coney Island.” The Flatbush part is correct (unfortunately, I credit the film Sophie’s Choice more than the reporter for that) but in an act of main stream journalism-as-usual, deeper, arguably lesser known South Brooklyn neighborhoods like Gravesend and Sheepshead Bay are grafted onto Coney Island like some sort of Frankenstein experiment gone horribly wrong.
At the end of the article, there is a roundup of neighborhood businesses. Included in the list is Jomart Chocolates at 2917 Avenue R. Having grown up not far from there, I’ll admit that Avenue R and Nostrand Avenue is in a sort of gray area between two neighborhoods. Unfortunately, those two neighborhoods are Marine Park and Madison.
I wonder what would happen if we told AM New York, whose parent company Cablevision is based out of Bethpage in Nassau County, that Brooklyn is geographically part of Long Island? It might blow their minds.



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