In case you Googled this site trying to figure out if State Senators Carl Kruger and Marty Golden finally met their match… HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! They are incumbent State Senators in New York, which means the system is gamed (starting with gerrymandered districts that look like something I did with my Etch-A-Sketch) in their favor. No matter how hated Carl Kruger is, he can have his seat in the Senate for pretty much as long as he wants it.

Kruger defeated Conservative challenger Avi Rosenberg, 73%-23%. Golden defeated Democratic challenger Mike DiSanto 65%-35%.

It wasn’t even close, folks.

See full Statehouse results from WNYC for the State Senate and Assembly.

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Did you hear the one about the major cable TV and Internet news outlet that got punked by those crazy carnies on Coney Island? CNN, the Darth Vader network, picked up a News 12 Brooklyn video about the unearthing of a 140-year-old hot dog at the demolition site of Feltman’s Kitchen. Too bad the story was so ridiculously ridiculous that an autistic five-year-old could have called bullshit on it.

I really can’t describe the depths of my antipathy towards CNN – the English language simply lacks the words for that kind of bile. I quit them cold turkey after Balloon Boy – another fine example of their abandonment of all principles relating to the topic of “journalism.” They’re a major player in media coverage of the American political process – an industry filled with men and women hired for their ability to lie on camera – but they get taken for a ride just by walking past the Seashore Sideshow. (NY Post via Gothamist. Video on YouTube, until CNN gets it yanked.)

 

Carl Kruger Poster ChildMay 2009: Carl Kruger, State Senator from the gerrymandered district that includes parts of Brighton Beach, Midwood, and Bergen Beach, and poster child for all that is good and wholesome in the New York State Legislature, releases a statement immediately following the passage of the MTA bailout:

Sen. Kruger and his colleagues, Sen. Pedro Espada, Jr. and Sen. Ruben Diaz, Sr., were early and vocal opponents of the original MTA rescue plan introduced by Richard Ravitch that sought to impose tolls on the East and Harlem River crossings. Their opposition effectively scuttled the toll idea. Sen. Kruger also advocated from the beginning that the public authority should be mandated to undergo an independent forensic audit “rather than continuing to operate in a fiscally irresponsible manner and under the cloak of mystery.” (Carl Kruger / NYS Senate press release, emphasis mine)

December 2009: Carl Kruger – did I mention that he’s the Chairman of the Finance Committee? – regarding the revelation that an accounting error by the fiscally irresponsible and cloaked state government will provide the MTA with $200,000,000 less than promised – potentially triggering MTA Doomsday II as it is combined with a $143,000,000 slash in funding under the emergency budget passed last week:

“Our ability to budget is only as good as our ability to forecast. We were dependent upon data supplied by the Office of Management and Budget with the understanding that it was verified by the MTA’s own fiscal staff.” (NY Observer, via Second Avenue Sagas, empasis mine)

Translation: I am a Division I-A hypocrite whose primary political skill is the ability to project my flaws onto political opponents.

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