If a bank opens in the woods, and nobody gets free hot dogs, do we care anymore?

This Capital One Bank at 18th Avenue and 67th Street has been in the works for over a year now. It finally opened recently. I’m not sure when. Was it last week? Maybe the week before?

I’m not sure, because I didn’t get a free hot dog for it.

It opened across the street from the no-longer-new TD Bank, which set the high bar for truly grand openings for bank branches last year with free hot dogs, animal balloons, and live music. All without even setting foot inside of the bank.

I’m not sayin’ TD is a better bank than Capital… I’m just sayin’ TD puts on a better show.

Photo credit: Brian Hedden