Taking “South Brooklyn” Back For The Good Guys

Streetsblog commenter “kapes” on a bicycling thread last month:
I don’t know why I have to be such a stickler.
But it is such a common mistake I have to say something.
“South Brooklyn” is an area of Brooklyn close to downtown.
It is called this because it was south of the original (and quite small) city of Brooklyn. It includes Red Hook, Gowanus, Cobble Hill etc.
Mill Basin, Marine Park, Gerritsen Beach etc. are in southern Brooklyn.
You know, I usually make that distinction myself, but quite frankly, I’m a little tired of it. I blame Wikipedia for reinforcing this A-in-history-F-in-geography mentality. I mean, listen to this drivel.
South Brooklyn is a region or composite neighborhood in the New York City borough of Brooklyn, encompassing areas of Carroll Gardens, Cobble Hill, Red Hook, Gowanus, Park Slope, and Boerum Hill… The somewhat historic name of South Brookyn has been revived in recent years to foster a closer connection among the constituent communities, though the name has always been popular nomenclature for the neighborhood’s locals… [no, don't stop there, here comes my favorite part] This hilly area is not to be confused with the actual flat southern region of the modern borough of Brooklyn…
Let me see… an area called South Brooklyn that’s not actually in, y’know, South Brooklyn – why would that be confusing? But hey, for those of us that noticed Brooklyn grew out of its onesie and into its big boy pants some 150 years ago, I propose the following revision.
South Brooklyn is the section of Brooklyn that takes its name from its location south of other parts of Brooklyn, and is not north of any other part of Brooklyn.
For archaic uses of South Brooklyn, see North Brooklyn.
Respect my geographah!
Comments
Comment from Lisanne!
Time January 12, 2010 at 11:18 pm
it’s not flat in southern Brooklyn. They even get that wrong. Flat is Oklahoma or parts of Florida.
Maybe we should edit out that miswikifomation.
Comment from Lisanne!
Time January 12, 2010 at 11:35 pm
Ok, I took care of that.
Southern Brooklyn slopes downward as it heads south. Marbles will roll down the street. That’s proof enough for me.
Comment from Alyssa
Time January 17, 2010 at 7:54 am
Funny how Northies want to reclaim the name now. Historically South Brooklyn was the name for industrial/working class areas far from the elites of Brooklyn Heights and such.
Comment from Jeff Montgomery
Time January 31, 2010 at 9:40 pm
I lived in Sheepshead Bay for a while and at least I noticed the train rising and falling as I rode into The City
When I read “1776″ by David McCullough, about that pivotal year in U.S. history, there was a big deal in military terms about the hills in Brooklyn, and how they afforded a military advantage. The bigger hills were towards NYC, but hey… there were hills!
Comment from Sheepshead Bay News Blog
Time January 12, 2010 at 1:13 pm
BAM! F-yeah!
Thanks for saying it, Brian. I’ve been considering my own tirade about these shenanigans for a while. I’m with you – let’s obliterate this South/Southern nonsense.
I enjoy my “actual flat southern region” and I’m proud of it!
Wait… um… I mean…